a fucking dog gave me a fucking nosebleed with a fucking headbutt
i was just bending down to pet him he aws layinf down
AND AT THE SAME TIME HE HAD TO LIFT HIS BIG STUPID HEAD
tell me about this movie is it aweosme
also also i want the street fighter four announcer to stand around while ma’am beats me announcing the action
THE BLOWS KEEP COMING ONE AFTER ANOTHER!!!!
WILL THIS BEATING CONTINUE????
YOU CAN FEEL THE FEAR ITS TANGIBLE!
maybe i should put out a craigslist ad looking for a guy with a great radio voice to make cheesy one liners while i have BDSM SEX
THE QBERT SUCKING MARIOS COCK FROM THE GIANT ROBOT ART SALE IS SOLD
WHOEVER BOUGHT IT I WILL DESTROY YOU
theres a dog here
his name is shadow moses
i just look at him and yell SHADOW MOSES? and he looks back
as if to say
oh and im flying dess out here soon becuase i dont wnat to go to new york
it is too cold
i dont have winter clothes
i hate the cold
god DAMN my job is fucking easy