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THIS POST IS A TEASER I HAVE LIKE 200 PICTURES TO GO THROUGH AND A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MORE TO SAY

i went to FURTHER CONFUSION 2013, after not having been for YEARS like YEARS BIG YEARS the last time i went to furcon i posted about it on my LIVEJOURNAL
i cant even make this post!
ITS LIKE IM STUCK IN A LOOP
the only thing im good at is going to conventions that are from ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET AND MAKING ALL THE FRIENDS
oh wait that doesnt sound so bad after all

THIS IS ME. DAPH A KNEE. CAN YOU SEE?
IM NOT A FURRY im more like those pages in highlights magazines where you have to look for all the OBVIOUSLY STALINIST PROPAGANDA hidden objects
IM NOT EVEN GONNNA EDIT THESE PICTURES, I DONT HAVE ANY WAY TO DO THAT IT SUCKS THEY’RE DARK
oh if i only had my mac i could just hit the stupid magic button
DID YOU KNOW?
i spilled water all over the macbook (my first computer IN MY LIFE)
I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT TAHT THOUGH

so it takes fuckin foreverrrrrrrrrrr to commute to san jose WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN SAN JOSE IT SUCKS DONT DO IT I WAS BORN THERE bus to bart to bus to lightrail to… CONSTRUCTION??? what is this i dont see a fucking conference i see SKELETAL BUILDINGS I SEE A DEAD SUBURB HAVE I BEEN TROLLED? am i letting patricia down? its her first furcon and i am feeling old and out of touch
OH YEAH WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND WACKY AND COOL ID JUST TAKE A BUS TO FURCON FROM HOME and party and then take a bus home now here i am asking a fucking security guard for directions because id ont understand the vast wasteland which is san jose

“oh they havent finished yet” he laughs
EVERYONE KNOWS THEY CAN JOKE WITH ME.
“just go around there i know its confusing and its dark, you’ll see the convention center soon”
so we walk and im like uhhhhh no this isnt going to work im a dummy im broke i dont have money for the fucking con tonight worryworryworryworryOMG WAS THAT A FURSUIT

“where” asks patricia

OH I SEE A TAIL

im tweeting like crazy WHERE IS EVERYONE WHERE DO I GO AHH HELLO HELLO WHERE ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU HELP ME HELP ME and people on twitter let me know party floor is free and then @VOOOLN COMES IN ANDS AVES THE DAY
wait no he doesnt i fucking call him and bug him HI VOLN I HAVENT BEEN TO FURCON
im eating daphny
okay okay oaky okay (i can hear it IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS)

so we head to
REGISTRATION  BUT no i cant register for tomorrow TODAY? BUT I WOULD GLADLY PAY YOU TODAY FOR A CHEESEBURGER TOMORROW

apparently pre register means online, like, last year. not the night before in a manic episode of rainbow excitement. which means no passes for us tonight, which means no OFFICIAL parties and no OFFICIAL panels butttttttttttttttt the party floor is free right?>??? ITS ALWAYS FREE TO PARTY

vooln!
so anyway he calls me back and we MEET UP YAY HOORAY IN A HALLWAY BOY THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF HALLWAYS IN THIS CONVENTION CENTER

its more like a convention limb than center its just a series of halls and people from furcon walking the OPPOSITE DIRECTION making you feel like you’re going the wrong way
I WANNA GET DRUNK
ITS
FRIDAY
ITS
FURCON

FUCK IT LETS PARTY


oh i forgot to mention the ENTIRE FURCON WEEKEND THERE IS A TEENAGE VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT ALSO HAPPENING. and it has about the same attendance. its like one hotel vs the other!
things overheard: “i wanna pull on ones tail” “we lost LETS GO HUNT SOME FURRIES”
it was brilliant though, completely brilliant because OH GUESS WHAT WE’RE IN THE HEART OF THE SILICON VALLEY THATS RIGHT
SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA so everrryone is tweeting
and the furries find the volleygirls tweets! AND START BEING REALLY NICE TO THEM

 

im not going to tweet any of the mean shit but if you want to twit hunt go for it. BASICALLY VOLLEYBALL GIRLS WERE ALL AGGRO AND FURS WERE LIKE HEY CHILL YEAH WE’RE COOL
which brings me to my NEXT POINT

why is this fuckin event IN THE MIDDLE OF SAN JOSE, WHICH IS KNOWN FOR BEING THE DUDIEST WHITIEST TECHIEST place in the bay area literally the most accepting, respectful, responsible, kind, CARING, GIVING, GOOD THING EVER like really
all our clubs and shit, everyones complaining about gatekeeeping and theres TONS OF IT
none here
COME IN COME IN WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE COME IN MY LITTLE FRIENDS ooops that was daphny robotnik
but really
this was probably the most diverse convention/conference/party/anything ive been too! ALL COLORS ALL AGES ALL WEIGHTS ALL ABILITIES ALL IDENTITIES ALL RESPECTED NO ONE TALKED SHIT ON ANYTHING TO DO WITH APPEARANCE
i had this great conversation with some old christian dude about how christians and atheists need to stop being bastards to eachother’

LIKE THIS GUY LOOKED AT ME AND SAID you are a great person! lets talk about energy

. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE CUZ YOU’RE DEAD ANYWAY

BUT WHILE BEING LOVING I GOT KICKED OUT BECAUSEAS YOU SEE GIZMO HAS A PASS BUT I DO NOT

passes are 60 dollars for the whole weekened. and then you know FOOD LODGING (THE CONVENTIONS IN A GODDAMN HILTON) and transportation
basically im broke as hell and only brought money for booze and pass. PATRICIA IS SOME KIND OF ANGEL AND FED ME A WHOLE MILLIONS OF BUNCHES
also yeah like even though we got kicked out a friend told us hey HERE IS SOMEONES PHONE NUMBER go to their room so i did! and they let us in! IT WAS TWO BIG HAIRY GUYS but they were so nice they let me charge my phone and use a pillow and sleep on the floor and THE DUDE CUDDLED WITHOUT EVEN TRYING BULLSHIT MAKEOUT TEENAGE SHIT it was amazing

then i woke up! OH BUT IT  WASNT A DREAM I WAS STILL PARTICIPATING IN FURCON!

tomorrow though

tomorrrow ill have a pass and ALSO A PARADE

  • patch

    I used to be on your Livejournal when I still used that thing. You should have found me and gotten some hugs :) Now make an FA and add me on it!!! http://www.furaffinity.net/user/patchpackrat/

  • ayaj

    I can’t be the only person who finds it at least slightly funny how you talk about how nerds are terrible people but furries are incredibly tolerant… (hint: furries are some of the nerdiest people ever)

    • http://daphaknee.livejournal.com daphny

      shut up nerd