my computer is broken! ma’am bought me a really nice macbook when she sold lesbian spiderqueens of mars but it turns out THESE COMPUTERS ARE NOT FOR POOR PEOPLE THEY ALWAYS BREAK

so right now my computer kinda works

like it wont go to sleep, it just turns off when i shut it. its stuck in capslock and shift and some of the keys are fused here lemme show you a sentence

Y ANAE S DAPHNY AND IR LIRFKE TO FKAIRT AND SHIRT AND GIRGGLLE AND THIROW P ALL OV<EIR THE PLACE

isnt it IRONIC that DAPHNY is spelled tototallylly perfectly??? ahhhhh

my computer has turned my keyboard into a doppleganger keyboard of me and im TERRIFIED I HATE IT

there might be a lot of ALL CAPS TWEETING at indiecade and i want to say in advance that if i seem ULTRA EXTRA yelling its becuase im stuck and i hav eno control i feel like this is really important

WHY

ID ONT KNOW

I THINK IT IS OKAY GODDAMMIHTAIJGSDJKGDF HAHA

MY KEYBOARD IS MAKING FUN OF ME

im going to indiecade!

i have to hold commmand control p and r when i turn on my computer so uit doesnt start in safe mode

broken computers are weird

OH OH I HAD A POINT

 

no i didnt, my point was to whine about how im lazy and id rather buy work arounds than go to the mac store because its terrifying and far and expensive and oh daphny you’re lazy

 

  • http://twitter.com/weirdoqueer (・へ・) reba

    sometimes i feel like dealing with a broken computer is trying to make a really pissy cat do a simple trick, like meowing or rolling over

  • trout

    well, on the upside, this was the first post of yours i have ever read, and now i think you’re awesome and will continue to read your words forever more :D +1 internet friend