THE REST OF THE BIRTHDAY OF THE PARTY OF MA’AM

Posted by daphny on March 9th 2011 @ 9:51 pm

we had a GROSS FOOD birthday party that kind of turned into a DELICIOUS FOOD birthday party for ma’am mammajam big bad mamma jamma

VEGETARIAN INTESTINES?? ewwwwwwwwwwwww
(newgirl loved them)
[she dipped them in dry hummus]
they were just SALTY\

so i had that dong right and its pink right well IF YOU PUT IT INSIDE A CUTIE and then squish squish it right up next to someones EAR it makes the BESTKASDJGKDRSFHG SOUND

in and out in and out
it creeped EVERYONE OUT id just run up to their ears and be HEY LISTEN and then squish squish sound of fish and show them what iw as doing and then when i pulled the dong out they’re like GOD ITS ACTAULLY A PENIS
no its plastic retardoooo

ronk brought a THURSDAY NIGHT SPACE SHIP

i ran home to fill a cooler full of ps2 and super nintendo games becuase HOLY SHIT THERES SO MANY SELECT BUTTON PEOPLE HERE WE HAVE TO PLAY GOD HAND so we did

ronk, infernarl, and cossix OF SELECTBUTTON
also FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
RONK LOOKS LIKE EVERYONES DAD
LOOK AT THAT STACHe

SPACE HULK (f.a.g.s. was right before the birthday party)

I WAS SO UPSET because gdc didnt let me prepare for the gross food party AT ALL but tehn people started BRINGING THINGS and it really CAEM TOGEHTER the party got pretty gross

SINCE IT WAS MA’AMS BIRTHDAY why not have TOP SECRET QA TESTING OF HER NEW GAME

i played lesbian spider queens too much i wanted to play FINAL FIGHT final fight is pretty, its pretty BORING

LOOK AT MY NERD RAGE

LOOK AT IT

then there was CAKE CUTTING TIME but it wasnt a cake it was SANDWICH LOAf

do you want to know about SANDWICH LOAF

THESE GIRLS
RIGHT HERE
THEY MADE IT

birthday princess

i was cutting the cake for a while but instead of cutting it i just GRABBED IT WITH MY HAND AND THREW IT ONTO A PAPER TOWEL then handed the paper towel to someone