Monthly Archives: June 2009
LOOK I MAKE A CAMEO IN A REAL PRINT COMIC NOT JUST SOME SHIT ONLINE
CAN YOU SEE ME
IM TINY
jk
no im not gimmie
oh yeah so i didn tget last place in the livejournal thing THANK YOU FRIENDS FOR MAKING MY GOAL A REALITY
but like all these people who post in communities dedicated to picking apart things people say in livejournal comments friended me and its like this whoooooole side of this fucking site i didnt know existed!!!!
http://www.geocities.jp/sekintani/
oh god i am picturing myself participating in this and the things i would say nad hte porn id jerk it to and holy fuck it would be awesome
jerking off to porn
way better than playing videogame faces
jesus the second guy totally has my ex boyfriends guilty/worried jerk off face AHHHHH its the eyes
my first real experience with video porn was i was like 7 and my mom worked swing shift so i would be home alone becuase i ran all the babysitters off WITH MY SASSY BRAT MOUTH
god i was such an asshole
anyway i took care of myself just fine
so iw anted to watch some fucking disney right
i was like okay and i stacked up my pillow and chair ladder so i could reach up on the entertainment center wher emy movies were
and iw as like what the hell why is cinderella not in the case
what the hell this doesnt really look familar
whatever im gonna watch cinderella
so i pop it in and of course its not rewound so when it starts playing it is this HAIRY MUSTACHIO’ED SLEEZEBALL and im like this cant be the prince he looks like a janitor
but i guess he was the evil stepfather?
adn cinderella was jerking off in a corner while the two stepsisters totally went at it with the gardener
and i COULDNT STOP WATCHING
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT FELT GOOD
WHY IDD IT FEEL GOOD I DIDNT HIT PUBERTY I DONT KNOW HOW GENITALS WORK but i was transfixed on this fucking foriegn body part of his it looked like salami but it was not being EATEN
just sucked on and put inside these girls yawnies
and when i think back like, its just so weird how something inside me KNEW that this was erotic and BAD and i shouldnt be watching it but oh i was
i stoppped after a while becuase i started feeling really uncomfortable
when my mom got home from work thatevening i BEGGED her to watch cinderella with me and wehn i put it on she FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT and DESTROYED the tape with a hammer and grounded my brother
what was your first experience with porn
WHEN THIS COMES OUT IT WILL BE DVD OF THE YEAR
llivejournal makes the best vomit movies
hands down
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
BUT YOU WILL
GOD I CANT FUCKING GET OVER HOW PERFECT MY BACKGROUND ON MY LIVEJOURNAL IS NOW
IT MOVES
OH YEAH
i got more messages from that okcupid dude
6/25/2009 2pm
hy its mike why cant you just come to my house it will be a lot easier i have said this many times im not going to meet you any other way like i mention before if you want the money bad you will do ittaht way i gave you my address and phone number before so you know where to go so get back to me soon please i want to get hiv and die so get back to me soon and have a nice day mike
whats your address again
6/25/2009 11:36pm
hy its mike agian my address is 2946 moorpark ave san jose ca 95128 i live off of moorpark and winchester when you get to to winchester make a right at the valero gas statsion and go straight into you get to this brick wall called moorpark village and my house address is 2946 moorpark ave so whos going to bring you or do you drive i just want to get fucked and get hiv and get sick and die and get it over with im tired of my life i can take it no more so tell me when you can come and get back to me soon and have a nice day mike
i hope FIV is good enough for you i ran out of HIV and thats all i have access to right now
im planning on SCOPING OUT ‘HIS HOUSE’ and leaving a ~love letter~
instead of seeing david byrne tonight i have to stay home and take care of meowzbow INSTEAD OF SEEING DAVID BYRNE IN FRONT OF THE FRONT ROW I WILL BE WIPING DROOL AND ADMINISTERING MEDICATION TO MY SICK FUCKING CAT
david byrne you better not fucking die before your next goddamn tour
PS – WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU NEW PEOPLE
you know who you are
i demand an arbitary list instead of a formal introduction
heres my list, its in dsi camera photo format
GET LISTING
good face
i keep reading this as POWER electronics it should say POWER electronics
boxlife is the best game i think i like it more than pictobits bu t the music is NOT better than pictobits
meowzbow has FIV, hes got this virus that usually only shows up on kittens which tipped the vet off to give him a test
the other cats are okay, which is pretty obvious since they got over their colds and meowzbow turned into a sore-ridden snotty nosed drooling mess
anyway he doesnt have to get put down (if you talked to me earlier i was freaking out becuase i thought he had leukemia AND fiv and itd be pretty cruel to expose the other three to it when leukemia is so contagious)
the leukemia was a false positive, which was confirmed when all the cats were negative for DEADLY DISEASES
sorry im kind of all over the palce because this is really hard
hes a total mess right now. i have to give him a antihistamine pill and then force feed him tiny amounts of watered down perscrption food AND THEN give him his immuntiy booster (which ill be giving him seven days every other week for the rest of his life), AND THEN give him a vitamin supplment since he hasnt eaten on his own in like five days AND THEN give him an antibiotic
and he doesnt understand that im trying to help
he just suffers and hates me nad i cant make him understand and GOD I HATE THAT ABOUT SICK ANIMALS
WELL I DONT HATE IT
YES I DO
ARGH MEOWZBOW IM DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DO YOU THINK I LIKE SYRINGE FEEIDNG MY DROOLING PATHETIC CAT AND THEN WIPING AWAY THE DROOL AND EXCESS FOOD
anyway ive had meowzbow since he was a tiny tiny kitten and he hated me, i carried him in my jacket all day at work while he hissed and spat and i potty trained him and he learned to love me eventually
i admit i wasnt home a lot and i couldnt take the best care of him, but before he had his immunizations my mom would always put him outside (she didnt do it maliciously she thinks all cats go outside all the time WELL THOUGHT shes learning that they can enjoy long healthy lives indoors too)
anyway thats probably how he got FIV and since he got a cold and was immuno-supressed these sores came out and its a virus I FORGOT WHAT ITS CALLED IT STARTS WITH A C
oh god im still going
meowzbow isnt dead
hes fucking ill as all get out but hes not dead
and im going to do my best to keep him that way
THOSE ARE NOT THE EYES OF A QUITTER
here is a kitten picture becuase i want you to feel SO BAD FOR ME
not really im just nostalgic kinda i think ill post a bunch of meowzbow pictures now
he was pretty ugly when he was young
pretty
ugly
pret—AHHHHHHHH
ugly
pretTY GODDAMN NOT CUTE
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
he hates affection just like me
who cares if it it fake this is the best correspondence ive ever had on okcupid (i am bolded)
6/19/2009 11:15 am
hy how are you today what is your name im single and no one cares about me im here to have a girl to gout with spend time and togther and money and then sleeping togther and getting rejected by most peopl out in the world i need it now i understand what you put down im intrested in getting to know more about you me i live at home with my dad and no one cares or bothers with me its just suicde and misserable most of the time so may i ask you to cher me up may i meet you one day and go out togther how much you need ill even let you do most of the work in bed so let me know ok so get back to me when you have a chance i know how you feel i know how it is to be misserable so get abck to me soon and have a nice day mike
i charge by the minute