Monthly Archives: April 2007
THE BRIDGE WENT BOOM oh man good thing i dont live there GOOD THING WE’RE BUILDING ROADS AND RAMPS AND FREEWAYS THAT TAKE TEN YEEARS man oh man oh man oh man
downloading a million and three songs from the seatbelts
j ust got back from the pinball museum
met DOUG WHO IS NOW MY FRIEND
happy birthday other doug you’re vegitarian have fun in MOROCOOOOOOCOCOCOCOOCOCOCOOCOCOCOCO
ddude
im hungry
ALREADY TIME TO EAT YAYAUYASYDSJGDFKLSJGD FKJGKDSGJDFGJDFGDFJ
oh yeah on e more thing
I WILL DROP KICK YOU LIKE ATHANKSGIVING TURKEY
hi hi
hi
dude here ia m rock you like a hurricane if i got a journey album i would punch pierre in the face
HEY IF YOU JUST FRIENDED ME PLEASE TELL ME THE FUCK WHY
DAISY BABIES IS GOING TO BE THE FLOWER GIRL AT MY WEEDDDDDDINNGGNGNNGNGNNG WHUUUUTTTTTTTTTT
okay im going to try to explain this weekend and i twill take a year i promise i have mono but FINALLY MY THROAT IS GETTING BETTER so we took a one day trip to the mountains in sonoroa NO NOT SONOMA WHERE THEY HAVE THE WIN SONORA itss on the way to yosemite we drove there in the midle of thej night it was dark adn cold and rainy [digression 1: THE FIRST SONG ON THE NEW AMON TOBIN ALBUM (AWESOME) sounds like silent hill which is what this driving looked like] okay so it was a long drive the longest drive not really about 250 miles 250 in the grand scheem of things this is not that far at all BUT IT WAS SO SCARY
oaky so we thought we got lost a millioin times becuase the only time i went there i piatned a little house digression b: when i was 16 arts and crafts were not gay, they were cool so we being me and lauren got a plastic ceramic house and pianted it with paint at the cabin this is the o nly time ive been there WHICH IM FUCKING EXPLAINING TO YOU HERE I GO but we did INFACT get lost ONCE
WE WENT TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN and christopher and i got in a fight a small fight but there was yel;ling adn paranoia and fear and deep deep darkness I KNOCKED ON SOMEONES HOUSE AT ONE THIRTY IN THE MORNING SICK IT WAS POURING RAIN IALL I WANTED WAS HELP dogs started barking these dogs want to kill me but i am protected no im not they coudl let them loose they could shoot me they could but they opened the door and a lesbian stepped into the door way (they didnt let ius in i woudlnt) WHY DID I HAVE SUNGLASSES ON AT NIGHT rthey were aesthetically pleasing
okay so they gave us a map and HIGHLIGHTED IN PINK WHERE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO THEY WERE NICE G ENIU N E LY N I C E P E O P L E so they didnt bring us in for a cup of cocoa and theiur dogs wanted to just lick us it was cute
WE MADE IT TO THE CABIN BUT WE DRANK SO MUCH BAWLS TM that we coudlnt sleep until 730 in the morning stayed up all night talking to chrsitioppphhhhhhh VACATION SHORTEST ONE EVER
okay so next day we get up oph dude we had amazing intense sex that night you dont even know something about the nature air gets in your blood and just WOW
so teh next day we wake up go into town little house on the prarie style [DIGRESSION THIRTEEN: WE WENT TO EAT AT A MACDONALDS THEY DIDNT HAVE A PLAYPLACE THEY HAD THREE GAMECUBES I AM NOT VEGITARIAN I LOVE FLAVOR AND AM BROKE anyway we ate tehre fatties]
and this guy that came with us allisons friend from highschool paco he was 17
well chico ate like an apple pie and three cheeseburghers adn french fries on top of kfc
ASND THEN WE WENT TO WAL MART BECUASE WE HAD TO GET A BATTERY FOR TEH CAMERA b. MOVIE TO WATCH c. ZICAM d. BOOZE and he was like I DONT WANT TO FILTHY MY HANDS WITH ANY OF THIS STUFF even though he just fucking ate at macdonalsllslslslslslsl oh god youre so highschool go to hell which is walmart
there were no asians or indians
EVERYONE WAS MULLETTASTIC WHITE AND THERE WAS LIKE ONE BLACK PERSON apparently thats what its like back east i live in h appy land bay area yayo
we diddnt get booze we got BOONDOCK SAINST very v v v entertaining movie indeed LOOK its not hard to understrand yoiu just watch it and like it get off my back and no bnattery EW HAD TO GO TO RADIO SHACK adn hten a tiny costco taht was a mom and pop store we got vodka there tat we didnt even drink serriously why
but it woudl have been good nano got wine adn jose got tiramasu WHCIH WAS STILL FROZEN PARTIALLY WHEN I ATE IT BUT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS
o kay we get back and sit down and start baraka the RAIN WAS STILL POURIONG BUT IT WAS DAYTIME IT KINDA SLOWED DOWN we watched baraka and i wanted to go to every single place in the movie but we were basically in one in the forest we were MATEY FRIEND PIE
dat was teh second time we watched baraka OH ALSO I CLIMBEDE ONTOP OF THE COUCH AND BODY SLAMMED nano and allison and allison thought iw as goign to sumo fall through the floorw hich i didnt because i am a ballerina MOTHER FUCKER
adn then pedro didnt even watch baraka HE FREAKED OUT OVER THE DOWNSTAIRS FLOODING A LITTLE BIT WHICH IT WOUDL HAVE ANYWAY FROM THE RAIN SO CLEAN TAHT UP YOU ARE MEXICAN get my blanket it better not be wet oh it was so warrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tehn we watched boondock saints
tehn
then then then this really happened
we went home! the drive at night was BOOOTIFUL the sky
is
so pretty
i was happy
i am happy
here i am and i still have fucking mono so i basically just sat and breathed this netires trip i sat teh whole time
AND IM GOING TO WORK TOMORROOWWWOOWOWOWOOWOOWOW
the bunny’s name is katana
oh god this weekend i cant even
begin
but
god
maybe someday theres a bunny in my house
OKAY CHAPTER SIX IS THE FUCKING DICKS i fucking you have to FIGHT 100 GUYS that means you have to walk through 100 doors with 100 intros and 100 fights with 100 defeats with 100 asshole characters
GOOD THING I HAVE MONO CUZ IM GOING TO BE DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME
oh
my
god
DOES ANYONE FEEL MY CHAPTER SIX PAIN
in this i google image searched chapter six AND FOUND CLUES
hes stuck fighting the 45th sammer guy
she was defeated, obviously
they tried to escape chapter six
DO YOU SEE THEM THEY’RE GETTING AWAY AND WE’RE STUCK HERE WITH ALL THOSE SAMMER GUYS
giant dogs brought back those who tried to escape CHAPTER SIX
i should have used protection
I MUST FIGHT ON EVEN THOUGH THE END IS NEAR AND I CAN SEE THE VOID SO HUGE
this is strider.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
cats name is STRIDER after STRIDER THE VIDEOGAME CHARACTER THAT fags only know from marvel vs capcom 2 but REAL COOL PEOPLE ACTUALLY PLAYED STRIDER my cat is insane
his tag will always say the cat formerly known as prince tyhough, we just call him strider
WHO HAS LAST.FM MY NAME ON THERE IS enemarathon please i like to look at what you’re listening to this is a really fun thing for me
mono. i have mono. I CANT WORK I CANT AFFoord i should use less caps okay i cant afford to have mono but i have it so for like the next week im going to lay on the floor and take pictures of the new cat
the end
THE END