Monthly Archives: January 2006
i LOVE eating expensive food when my boss pays for it
I AM SO FULL
AHW HAW and i watched gozu becuase of boz’s nonesense about how it shorrible and i love tha tmovie oh god laughs all around
OH SHIT AND I FINALLY FUCKING GOT ANIMAL CROSSING
LAST IN LINE RIGHT? WELL I BEAT OUENDAN BEFORE ANY OF YOU STUPID CHIBI KAWAII FUCKS HAD IT SO DIE
WHY THANK YOU evillunch
go go goRDAN (ramsay)
1. has CS lewis ever almost scared you into christianity?
2. would you rather eat a whole cactus or a live kitten
3. my mom is really fat and loose. whats teh sluttiest thing your parent(s) has/have (PO LE TACAL COOOWRECT) done
4. hey fatass, when you lie about your weight, how much do you offset it by
5. WE CAN BE HEROES! right?
6. what is the worst advice someoens given you?
7. when a body part of yours falls asleep, do you do anything about it? or do you just sit and wait knowing the futility of your struggle?
GOD DAMNIT DAPHNY ive been sticking toothpicks dwon those two bad cavities (like you know what im talking about) and they go WAY DOWN like a well
BUT THEY DONT HURT so im moving this toothpick around half an inch into my jaw adn my mom comes in and SCREAMS AT ME
becuase i look like a retared walrus, so i try to explain to her that my mouth has no feeligns nad they’re going to fall out anyway and how i cant wait for dentures, but i jjust end up spitting all over her face
i hate the whole “more educated people use hand gestures less” thing
i mean of course its true, but i wish peopel would move around mroe when tehy spoke
I GET SO BORED WITH TALK TALK TALK I WANT YOU TO DANCE DANCE DANCE
IF YOU DONT WATCH POSH NOSH YOU’RE THE WORST PERSON ALIVE
my cat was making horrible noises andthrowing up all night AS IF THE FLOOR IN MY ROOM COULD BE EVEN WORSE
my new years resolution should have been to never clean anything i spill/vomit/shit on my floor ever again
I DROVE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AND MISSED EVERY EXIT FOR A MALT MILKSHAKE THAT I COULDNT EVEN TASTE THE MALT IN
when i say every exit im not EXAGGERATING LIKE I HAVE A BILLION TIMES BEFORE
there needs to be more conventions a year
NOW THAT I AM SOBER, I AM COMPLETELY TERRIFIED