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i couldnt sleep because i feel awful

anytime I EVER ask for money, because i am never supposed to ask for money, i should be working hard and earning the money, i should do sometyhing for the money, the money isnt free, the money isnt mine, the money is a debt, theres no such thing as a gift.

THESE ARE WORDS THAT PLAGUE LIKE EVERYONE ITS NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE MOMENT OKAY?

i got the money, i got the money pretty fast, and i paid back by reading into the donators futures

INCLUDED ARE A BUNCH OF SCREENCAPS OF MY ALT CODES AND THEIR DECRYPTIONS

 

thank you and ill see you guys at noshow next month (after that, MOVING IN WITH PATRICIA HERNANDEZ!!! AND INDIECADE!!! oh boy one year anniversary of daphny arm break I WILL BREAK NOTHING AT INDIECADE, EXCEPT RECORDS. FOR AWESOMENESS.

 

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this one i regret the most, it should be “you are observing, you’re both observing” but i only repeated the mantra in my head and not into the alt code of the keyboard
FIRST

FIRST

 

GRirS5s

SO HETERONORMATIVE

intotheblack

 

INTO THE BLACKnaomiboop

NOISE IS EVERYWHERE UGH

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VERY STRAIGHTFORWARDsunnyicecream

 

basically what happens to me any time i eat ice cream outside and they have those umbrellas that SHOULD open up against the blistering sun but never fucking do

 

 

oh god i dont know how this will parse out i just really got into the italics and having such a tiny box after i hit enter twice i couldntsee anything AND THEN I HIT SEND AND CANT EVEN READ MY SENT MESSAGE?

 

if i sent you a fortune and you want it here, screencap it BUT MAKE SURE ITS ITALICS uh

 

this is daphnys best poetry, from the year 2040

 

bonus round

Screen Shot 2013-08-07 at 1.40.16 PMthis isnt a fortune its me spitting fire becuase he really does make the perfect tshirets ashgkjsfdhgjksdfghdkjfsghklfyg

theresworktobedone

no flowers can distract a woman from where she needs to be

im sorry

uit happens

 

0 Comments Posted by on August 7th 2013 @ 6:47 pm

THIS IS A SUMMATION OF ALL MY FEELINGS ABOUT FETLIFE.COM

 

oh boy another fucking social networking site to remind me HOW MUCH IHATE EVERYONE

I LOVE PAIN I LOVE SERVITUDE i love pushing my limits i love asking for more blows while sobbing and begging for mercy i love being objectified, being used as a table, being used as a means for my ma’am to get off i love giving up everything i have to prove my devotion, i love having everything taken away from me, i love being nothing i also love picking fights and fueling grudges, i love lose/lose situations, i love it when the odds are against me my submission is something to earn, i dont go down without a FUCKING FIGHT its an EXCHANGE you see

seriously half the profiles i read sound like a goddamn resume more than anything. is that how you people flirt? you talk about all the fucking seminars you’ve taught and how many websites you started and THANKS FETLIFE FOR MAKING MY SEXLIFE FEEL LIKE JOB HUNTING. ITS RIDICULOUS. i mean yeah its cool that you’ve given back and are active within a niche community but it totally comes off as you comparing cock sizes

I KNOW THIS ISNT A DATING SITE OR WHATEVER BUT STILL HOW CAN I MEET ANYONE IF IVE ONLY BEEN DOING KINKY SHIT IN MY OWN TIME FOR TEN YEARS AND NOT TEACHING OR WRITING BOOKS OR SETTING WORLD RECORDS FOR MOST KNOTS TIED IN A ONE INCH ROPE

i remember when i was fourteen all i had to go on was my moms porno comics but it was enough to make an alt.com account. having the wordINEXPERIENCED in my profile was definitely a beacon for ‘dominants’ to hound and try to ‘teach’ me. eleven years later i know exactly what i want, and i have no problem scaring away predatory skeezbags BOO

the bottom line is i dont take myself seriously but if theres any anchor to reality thats totally hot and serious and true and real its fuckin boot lickin ball gagged getting caned and waxed and hissed at and stepped on sat on fucked teased tortured tickled yelled at pissed on slapped beaten bruised left crying humilated embarrased ignored and used or not used in whatever way desired

GOD IT IS SO HARD NOT TO BE CHEESY

i have a ma’am and i want to be put into unfair situations, i wanna be the victim of a sadistic tag team or a beat buddy for endurance contests WE CAN BE WORST ENEMIES IT WILL BE SO FUN

i dont carea bout your stupid philosophies on kink, i hate the word fetish and how everyone is like YOU’RE INTO FETISH? I LIKE FETISH, LETS PUT SOME FETISH ON THIS SALAD, BE SURE TO BUCKLE YOUR FETISH BEFORE DRIVING ANYWHERE ETC ETC i think jay wiseman is a sissy nancy careful pants and if you want me to fucking sign 10 waivers and have blood tests and birth certificates and hair samples ready before playing IM NOT THE PERSON FOR YOU safety is cool but GOD YOU AHVE OT DRAW A LINE SOMEWHERE

ugh i hate reading long lists so im taking out obvious run of the mill kinky shit like all the things i like to be hit with and shit thats LOOK BASICALLY I DONT WANT TO DROWN POTENTIALLY INTERESTING KINKS IN FUCKING BORING BDSM BABBLE OK

One Comment Posted by on April 15th 2013 @ 11:00 am

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i wanted to streetpass with everyone this week at gdc but i fucking put my 3ds somewhere stupid and now i cant find it, while lamenting over the LIKE BILLIONS OF FUCKING HATS I COULD HAVE GOT THIS WEEK i was image searching for dses and i found THE PICTURES OF MY OLD PINK DSLITE THAT WAS TOTALYL DESTROYED

i thought i lost these pictures when my flickr got deleted!

but here they are! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

i have a lot of words about last week, i have a lot of turds about last week, i have a lot of birds TWEETS about last week so i gotta like

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

how do i put it together!!!!!

but basically OH MY GOD I CAN ACTUALLY KEEP LIVING WHILE DOING WHAT I LOVE which is making everyone who ever talks to me and is awesome super famous

anyway look at my old busted ds liteds01

ds03

ds04ds02i loved that little fucker, NOW I HAVE TO FIND MY NEW ONE

WHICH DOESNT HAVE A DANGILY HOLE

WHICH IS TOTAL BULLSHIT

OH WAIT apparently it DOES have a dangly hole by the power lights that i just couldnt find before! WELL THAT’LL BE WELL AND GOOD when i actually FIND my FUCKING 3ds

MY VITA HAS SO MUCH ROOM FOR DANGLIES DAMNIT i guess ill just make my vita pretty ARGH BUT ANIMAL CROSSING ARGH

 

2 Comments Posted by on April 3rd 2013 @ 12:23 am

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UPDATE: so actually my bad! hes as vietnamese boat merchant, which WOW GOOD JOB DAPHNY IDIOT

i dunno though

thats something for me to think about too! my ex used to go back and forth between vietnam a lot and like i guess one or two of the boat merchants dressed like that, some of them did have conical hats though

SOME OF THEM

i think its still stereotypical, not all boat merchants are the ones you saw in apocalypse now

but its also important for me to admit my own casual racism

its definitely  problematic, if visual stereotypes are supposed to tell me its vietnamese, then thats still casual racism.
if you google image search “vietnamese boat merchant” why yes quite a few conical hats pop up! hmmm
cooresponding with a friend who frequents vietnam, she says yes some people do wear conical hats. its hot and sunny. most people wear baseball caps and just plain clothes, the robe makes no sense at all
its something important to think about! im glad the dialogue has been so open 

its sneaky too, liek i never even noticed until deceased crab pointed it out, the dude is at the very bottom of the screen and i barely spend any time in the shop, i just click what new shit i can afford and get back to fishing
because i love fishing! what a good game! 

when DC confronted vlambeer about this problematic imagery, instead of owning up to it AT ALL they pointed DC to a fake twitter account of a ridiculous fishing videogame character. which is also… i hate to say it…. RIDICULOUS

it goes bottom up because i just copied my retweets of what happened

just say sorry and fix that shit in a patch! JUST ADMIT YEAH, OOPS I GUESS CASUAL RACISM IS SOMETHING SO SOCIALLY INGRAINED THAT SOMETIMES WE DONT EVEN FUCKING NOTICE! its way better to grow and learn than to just be a stupid jerk and POINT A PERSON TO A FAKE TWITTER ACCOUNT! goooooood
its okay to be wrong sometimes! im wrong all the time!

i remember like six or seven  years ago that i defended someone using the term ‘coolie hat’ on a forum! that was stupid, i didnt think casual racism was all that big a deal! its everywhere so who cares right? THE PEOPLE IT DIRECTLY AFFECTS CARE A WHOLE LOT

and i love this game, its great! which is why id hope the people who made it can be as neato as their game and admit that yeah, that shopkeeper is kinda gross huh? well good thing patches are so easy! thanks for pointing it out!
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

 

12 Comments Posted by on March 15th 2013 @ 9:29 pm

HOLY SHIT so last night my friend was doing a stream of links awakening and it was some stupid romhack that was boring

YAWN THOUGHT I but before i could close the window, my roomate ryan comes up and is like OH DOG DUNGEON ASK HIM ABOUT THE DOG DUNGEON

SO I DID

AND THERE IS NO TURNING BACK

http://www.twitch.tv/glod14k/c/1990920

heres a recording of the stream, the actual juicy bits start at about 12-13 minutes!

some great parts are a room of bracelets! open a chest its a bracelet! whats in this chest oh another bracelet im even stronger, feel the strength surge through your body as you obtain ten more fucking bracelets!

GOLD LEAVES CHANGE THE MUSIC TO HELLWORLD PICK UP ALL GOLD LEAVES

crazy tracys dildo emporium!

 

ITS TWO HOURS OF INSANITY SO SKIP AROUND OR ENJOY SOME PICTURES!

kirby stop that kirby no

rude

squeak squad prototype

 

LEAVE ME ALONE

FUTURE LINK HAS COME TO TELL SLEEPING LINK JUST TO STAY IN FUCKING BED YOU DONT WANT TO GET OUT OF BED TRUST ME LINK TRUST ME ;_;

the world is being torn asunder and you just grin that smug little grin

evil goomba shrine

sacred answer the phone dance ritual

the friend who streamed (@glod14k on twitter!) was gracious enough to give a quick run down on how to do this yourself

YOU CAN ALL DO IT

“at the very beginning of the game, one screen to the left of the starting house, is a house with a doghouse attached. it’s actually really simple to get to dogworld, all you do is stand at the top-right corner of the doghouse part like this
. from there, you can push down and to the left and link should start sliding downwards like so
NOW COMES THE TRICKY PART. you can actually enter dogworld with just the shield, but it’ll just send you to the swamp part of the overworld and you’ll get stuck and won’t even have anything new and interesting to look at since there’s no corruption. SO GET THE SWORD FIRST
now, there are a bunch of versions of dogworld, 31 or so variations to be exact. to pick which one you wanna go to, you have to kill enemies. so killing 1 enemy gets you dogworld 1, 2 enemies gets you dogworld 2 etc etc. A LOT OF THEM LOOK THE SAME but the tiles’ functions in the “dungeon” (A corrupted version of dungeon 2) behave differently than they’re supposed to. world 1 is actually everything functions as normal but just looks corrupted. once you’ve killed the number of enemies you want, do the normal entry trick from the first paragraph and hold up/left while the screens transition so you don’t get stuck in a wall. then explore and see WEIRD SHIT”
thanks glod. so go for it! experiment with numbers! gert that sword first!

4 Comments Posted by on March 6th 2013 @ 2:11 am

omg is it your first GDC? ARE YOU HERE AND ALONE AND WEEPING AND SHY AND ALONE AND OH GOD wait no you’re not alone here is a handy dandy guide for youououuouo

GDC DONTS
dont EVER pay for parties, if theres a party you HAVE TO PAY FOR you wont know anyone there and all you’re paying for is to wait in line to play a game or to turn in your drink ticket (THAT YOU HAVE TO TIP FOR SO OOPS THE DRINKS ARENT ACTUALLY FREE, YES BARTENDERS GET TIPS TOO)
also if you’re only getting ONE drink ticket they’re just suckering you in to pay wayyyy too much for booze
if you’re forced to PAY for a pass, dont get any pass other than an expo pass. IF YOURE NOT INVITED TO GDC TO SPEAK DONT WHINE ABOUT MISSING TALKS THAT YOU THINK ARE IMPORTANT your friends will show you all the good talks on the vault, and they usually release the best panels for free ANYWAY.
the only reason you have a buisness card is so you can give it to people you dont want to talk to
okay its not the only reason, buisiness cards are kind of handy and they dont really cost much to make! but seriously, if some fucking PR nut is jabbering on about some stupid blinn phong approximation and you just want to leave be like, OH I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO HERES MY CARD dont be polite, if you dont care about what the person is saying its pretty obvious they dont care about you hahaah
like seriously. your time is important. EVEN IF THE BIG IMPORTANT THING YOU HAVE TO GO TO is wandering around aimlessly or maybe even laying down DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THEM AND TAKING A NAP. your time is IMPORTANT and they have allllllllllllll the time in the world to email you their inane bullshit later.
on the expo floor, get a bag and JUST GRAB THINGS, DONT FEEL OBLIGATED TO TALK TO DOUCHEBAGS, TAKE WHATEVER USELESS SWAG YOU WANT
DONT be without a CLIPPER CARD, IT WILL REDUCE 90 PERCENT OF YOUR CONFUSION they sell them at walgreens and bart stations
on the expo floor the only place that matters is the igf area, all the people who will give you the time of day are there, they are the PCS, everyone else are bullshit NPCS who want to innudate you with advertisements and stupid hype speeches in exchange for their swag
DONT STALK YOUR FAVORITE GAME DESIGNER they’re just lame dudes like you and me
if you’re tired just walk back and forth a lot and collect energy drinks
also those 5 hour energy shots work fucking wonders, seriously i am a lazy freelancer and gdc is 5 DAYS OF 9-5 MADNESS you will get tired!
oh! SHOES! WEAR FUCKING COMFORTABLE SHOES YOU YES YOU THAT WANTS TO LOOK SO CUTE no no no no no put you insoles in and BE READY TO WALK
DONT EAT AT THE MALL OR T HE DINER OR DENNYS DONT EAT SHIT FOOD THE BUS FARE TO GO TO GOOD CHEAP FOOD IS 1/10TH OF THE PRICE OF THE SHITTY FOOD YOU’RE EATING FOR DINNER
okay so like you can hop on the 38L or the 38 ON MARKET STREET and take it to JAPANTOWN OMG WOWZERS JAPAN RIGHT? no the food is good and affordable and its literally a 15 minute bus ride
ALTERNATIVELY you can hop on bart and ride it to the mission (16th street stop or 24th street stop) where the BURRITOS ARE BIGGER ADN THE FOOD IS CHEAPER AND THERES BOOKSTORES AND OH GOD you can breathe
DONT go to the death star bar, its like 12 dollars for a rum and coke, and its crowded and sweaty and you can get the view from any hill in the mission. GO TO A LIQUOR STORE AND FILL A WATER BOTTLE WITH YOUR FAVORITE MIXED DRINK
DONT be afraid to come up to me, DAPHNY DAVID official pr of auntiepixelante corp because you’re afraid, I WANT TO SAVE YOU FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. FIND ME! I WILL HELP FOR YOU

12 Comments Posted by on March 3rd 2013 @ 9:22 am

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THIS POST IS A TEASER I HAVE LIKE 200 PICTURES TO GO THROUGH AND A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MORE TO SAY

i went to FURTHER CONFUSION 2013, after not having been for YEARS like YEARS BIG YEARS the last time i went to furcon i posted about it on my LIVEJOURNAL
i cant even make this post!
ITS LIKE IM STUCK IN A LOOP
the only thing im good at is going to conventions that are from ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET AND MAKING ALL THE FRIENDS
oh wait that doesnt sound so bad after all

THIS IS ME. DAPH A KNEE. CAN YOU SEE?
IM NOT A FURRY im more like those pages in highlights magazines where you have to look for all the OBVIOUSLY STALINIST PROPAGANDA hidden objects
IM NOT EVEN GONNNA EDIT THESE PICTURES, I DONT HAVE ANY WAY TO DO THAT IT SUCKS THEY’RE DARK
oh if i only had my mac i could just hit the stupid magic button
DID YOU KNOW?
i spilled water all over the macbook (my first computer IN MY LIFE)
I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT TAHT THOUGH

so it takes fuckin foreverrrrrrrrrrr to commute to san jose WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN SAN JOSE IT SUCKS DONT DO IT I WAS BORN THERE bus to bart to bus to lightrail to… CONSTRUCTION??? what is this i dont see a fucking conference i see SKELETAL BUILDINGS I SEE A DEAD SUBURB HAVE I BEEN TROLLED? am i letting patricia down? its her first furcon and i am feeling old and out of touch
OH YEAH WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND WACKY AND COOL ID JUST TAKE A BUS TO FURCON FROM HOME and party and then take a bus home now here i am asking a fucking security guard for directions because id ont understand the vast wasteland which is san jose

“oh they havent finished yet” he laughs
EVERYONE KNOWS THEY CAN JOKE WITH ME.
“just go around there i know its confusing and its dark, you’ll see the convention center soon”
so we walk and im like uhhhhh no this isnt going to work im a dummy im broke i dont have money for the fucking con tonight worryworryworryworryOMG WAS THAT A FURSUIT

“where” asks patricia

OH I SEE A TAIL

im tweeting like crazy WHERE IS EVERYONE WHERE DO I GO AHH HELLO HELLO WHERE ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU HELP ME HELP ME and people on twitter let me know party floor is free and then @VOOOLN COMES IN ANDS AVES THE DAY
wait no he doesnt i fucking call him and bug him HI VOLN I HAVENT BEEN TO FURCON
im eating daphny
okay okay oaky okay (i can hear it IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS)

so we head to
REGISTRATION  BUT no i cant register for tomorrow TODAY? BUT I WOULD GLADLY PAY YOU TODAY FOR A CHEESEBURGER TOMORROW

apparently pre register means online, like, last year. not the night before in a manic episode of rainbow excitement. which means no passes for us tonight, which means no OFFICIAL parties and no OFFICIAL panels butttttttttttttttt the party floor is free right?>??? ITS ALWAYS FREE TO PARTY

vooln!
so anyway he calls me back and we MEET UP YAY HOORAY IN A HALLWAY BOY THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF HALLWAYS IN THIS CONVENTION CENTER

its more like a convention limb than center its just a series of halls and people from furcon walking the OPPOSITE DIRECTION making you feel like you’re going the wrong way
I WANNA GET DRUNK
ITS
FRIDAY
ITS
FURCON

FUCK IT LETS PARTY


oh i forgot to mention the ENTIRE FURCON WEEKEND THERE IS A TEENAGE VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT ALSO HAPPENING. and it has about the same attendance. its like one hotel vs the other!
things overheard: “i wanna pull on ones tail” “we lost LETS GO HUNT SOME FURRIES”
it was brilliant though, completely brilliant because OH GUESS WHAT WE’RE IN THE HEART OF THE SILICON VALLEY THATS RIGHT
SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA so everrryone is tweeting
and the furries find the volleygirls tweets! AND START BEING REALLY NICE TO THEM

 

im not going to tweet any of the mean shit but if you want to twit hunt go for it. BASICALLY VOLLEYBALL GIRLS WERE ALL AGGRO AND FURS WERE LIKE HEY CHILL YEAH WE’RE COOL
which brings me to my NEXT POINT

why is this fuckin event IN THE MIDDLE OF SAN JOSE, WHICH IS KNOWN FOR BEING THE DUDIEST WHITIEST TECHIEST place in the bay area literally the most accepting, respectful, responsible, kind, CARING, GIVING, GOOD THING EVER like really
all our clubs and shit, everyones complaining about gatekeeeping and theres TONS OF IT
none here
COME IN COME IN WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE COME IN MY LITTLE FRIENDS ooops that was daphny robotnik
but really
this was probably the most diverse convention/conference/party/anything ive been too! ALL COLORS ALL AGES ALL WEIGHTS ALL ABILITIES ALL IDENTITIES ALL RESPECTED NO ONE TALKED SHIT ON ANYTHING TO DO WITH APPEARANCE
i had this great conversation with some old christian dude about how christians and atheists need to stop being bastards to eachother’

LIKE THIS GUY LOOKED AT ME AND SAID you are a great person! lets talk about energy

. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE CUZ YOU’RE DEAD ANYWAY

BUT WHILE BEING LOVING I GOT KICKED OUT BECAUSEAS YOU SEE GIZMO HAS A PASS BUT I DO NOT

passes are 60 dollars for the whole weekened. and then you know FOOD LODGING (THE CONVENTIONS IN A GODDAMN HILTON) and transportation
basically im broke as hell and only brought money for booze and pass. PATRICIA IS SOME KIND OF ANGEL AND FED ME A WHOLE MILLIONS OF BUNCHES
also yeah like even though we got kicked out a friend told us hey HERE IS SOMEONES PHONE NUMBER go to their room so i did! and they let us in! IT WAS TWO BIG HAIRY GUYS but they were so nice they let me charge my phone and use a pillow and sleep on the floor and THE DUDE CUDDLED WITHOUT EVEN TRYING BULLSHIT MAKEOUT TEENAGE SHIT it was amazing

then i woke up! OH BUT IT  WASNT A DREAM I WAS STILL PARTICIPATING IN FURCON!

tomorrow though

tomorrrow ill have a pass and ALSO A PARADE

3 Comments Posted by on January 23rd 2013 @ 3:41 pm

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4 Comments Posted by on January 13th 2013 @ 3:16 am

my computer is broken! ma’am bought me a really nice macbook when she sold lesbian spiderqueens of mars but it turns out THESE COMPUTERS ARE NOT FOR POOR PEOPLE THEY ALWAYS BREAK

so right now my computer kinda works

like it wont go to sleep, it just turns off when i shut it. its stuck in capslock and shift and some of the keys are fused here lemme show you a sentence

Y ANAE S DAPHNY AND IR LIRFKE TO FKAIRT AND SHIRT AND GIRGGLLE AND THIROW P ALL OV<EIR THE PLACE

isnt it IRONIC that DAPHNY is spelled tototallylly perfectly??? ahhhhh

my computer has turned my keyboard into a doppleganger keyboard of me and im TERRIFIED I HATE IT

there might be a lot of ALL CAPS TWEETING at indiecade and i want to say in advance that if i seem ULTRA EXTRA yelling its becuase im stuck and i hav eno control i feel like this is really important

WHY

ID ONT KNOW

I THINK IT IS OKAY GODDAMMIHTAIJGSDJKGDF HAHA

MY KEYBOARD IS MAKING FUN OF ME

im going to indiecade!

i have to hold commmand control p and r when i turn on my computer so uit doesnt start in safe mode

broken computers are weird

OH OH I HAD A POINT

 

no i didnt, my point was to whine about how im lazy and id rather buy work arounds than go to the mac store because its terrifying and far and expensive and oh daphny you’re lazy

 

2 Comments Posted by on September 27th 2012 @ 5:27 am

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hi everyone im daphny and i love free games and i love CATS and i love DOGS so guess what i made a FREEWARE MIXTAPE

SIDE A: DOGS

murder dog iv - the CATimites
chat chat – terry cavanagh
ultimate chaos dog – KRASHMASTERS SOFTWARE DIVISION
don’t look at my dog  - alex mcawesome
rescue the beagles - nenad jalsovec
russian subway dogs - spookysquid
this little piggy – auntiepixelante
vox populi vox dei (a werewolf thriller) – weremsoft 

SIDE B: CATS

a game for cats  - daphny david THATS ME IM FIRST BECAUSE IM FUCKING WOOOONDERFUL PLAY MY GAME WOO HOO
game title - michael brough
neco touch  - j.r. hill
cat finds a hundred stars - yoshio ishii
chat chat  - terry cavanaugh
fruit mystery - brett t graham
catsan - rob fearon
the fabulous screech – jonas kyratzes
super bogus world - hubol

THIS LIST IS SUBJECT TO BIAS BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST TASTE AND THEREFORE POST THE BEST GAMES BY THE BEST PEOPLE

if there is a cat or dog game that YOU REALLY ENJOY THAT YOURE SUPER PISSED I LEFT OUT SORRY FUCK YOU ITS MY MIXTAPE but feel free to post your (inferior) choices in the comments!

ill totally still love them because aww kitties and puppies 

3 Comments Posted by on September 17th 2012 @ 10:04 pm